One of the things that I Said Things About is getting traction from the gays and I’m just ┬┴┬┴┤(･_├┬┴┬┴ ‘tis I, a Christian conservative
God isn’t real but it’s extremely funny that you’re using 2010 era emoticons to pretend you’re being persecuted for your beliefs. You people used to do crusades.
hey why the fuck did i just walk in on my dad listening to shitty marching band music and why did he look so fucking guikty it is one in the morning and this isnt even our house
people have tagged this as life imitates art, and I need you to understand that no, I saw this picture of my friend falling off the got dang swing and thought it represented human hubris so well that i went into a made haze of acrylic paint and when I awoke I was holding this finished canvas.
this gif is perfectly timed because it gives you enough time to read it, comprehend it, and still have this too-long-for-comfort moment of suspense before being punched square in the solar plexus
